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  T Shirt Designs


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Recently saw Duncan Jones' film Moon and thought the Logo for Lunar Industries and Sarang Moon base was too sweet to be restricted to just the movie so designed up a similar logo and sent of for printing. 3000 yen and a damned good print too. On the right is a Fiesar logo from the famed wipeout series. Why there are no t-shirts of wipeout racing logos I do not understand. Think I might have to make all 12 racing teams !
 
 
Posted by sasqwach at February 23, 2010 11:05 AM | Permalink
 
  Why it sucks to live at the beginning of a century

I remember in my early youth the excitement I felt at the close of the 20th Century; home PC's were inundating the market, everyone I knew had a "modem" and 56K connection to the internet, there were the first real chic mobile phones, games consoles and  applications were getting easier and easier to use; The borders for creativity,entertainment & communication via digital means seemed without border.

It seemed weekly a new technology was emerging to make the future brighter.

Cue 2010 and I don't see any of the hover cars I was promised in the 70's as a kid, there's no food pills, nor am I vacationing on the moon. Then I realised looking back on history (because damned if we forget it, tho we seem destined on repeating it), living in the beginning of a new century sucks because....

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Posted by sasqwach at December 31, 2009 11:59 AM | Permalink
 
  Laptop Lounge

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Performed a live music set in Edinburgh from Tokyo via the interweb yesterday. Laptop Lounge is a regular event in Edinburgh encouraging laptop and bedroom producers to meet up and perform and exchange ideas, dance and check each others sounds.

Initially had thought of using Hobnox for the performance though seemed pretty limited for live streaming, so we opted for skype instead.

Had the video up and running audio was syncing nicely....Waved to the crowd and a huge cheer and buzz went around the club (or so I was told) Was the legendary Kovac about to make a rare appearance after his 6 years of semi retirement There were rumours he had been experimenting with a midi clarinet!?

Well, I had as ever prepared the music just for the performance, no rehashes or mixes, all new material as is my rule for live sets, unfortunately 15 minutes into the set...skype failed us and so did the laptop streaming my performance...ah c'est la vie maybe a little longer till the 90's revival.  =)

Click here for a recording of the "intended" set.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at October 8, 2009 6:29 PM | Permalink
 
  Tokyo Game Show 2009

Tokyo Game Show passed this weekend, as is tradition I had to attend, though beginning to find the shows lacklustre each year. This may be as I am maturing into an old oyaji and no longer as interested in games as much as I was in my youth, but...No,I still go ape for games.

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This year as with others seemed to be showcasing very little that was "new" or those games that were "new" had already been announced at E3; which seems to now be the platform for announcing "exclusives" in the gaming world. Exclusively for industry insiders only, while we the unwashed general public wait for leaked video exclusives from guest listed journalists, shouldnt the game world be giving us a little bit of a surprise at these events ?


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Posted by sasqwach at September 27, 2009 6:03 PM | Permalink
 
  共同謀議 - conspiracy

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I was walking in Harajuku with a friend the other day when an old bearded gaijin guy came up to me and said "BEWARE the INTERNET it will BETRAY YOU", certainly got my attention more than the usual Goth Lolitas and Rockabillies and handed me this flyer....THE END IS NIGH ! 666 NEW WORLD ORDER ARMAGEDDON !

Turns out he was a missionary for The Family a fundamentalist cult from way back in the 60's still active today. The flyers artwork (very nostalgic British comic style) and contents were what you would expect from a bearded old guy in a park saying "The internet will betray you"....pretty far out there....

Though I must confess I like the occasional NWO nutter and Armageddonists conspiracy spreader or general "Kooks" as described by Donna Kossy.

Just because the ideas seem insane,extreme, out there or just crackpot, the very fact they exist means there must be some minute, sliver of tiny Truth to it; albeit a barking mad one, still "ideas" all the same....

BUT

Sasqwach neither condones nor advocates walking up to strangers and saying "Beware the internet it will betray you"...

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at September 9, 2009 5:24 PM | Permalink
 
  Apple announces "ZeitgeistTimer"™

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Both Industry insiders and consumers are abuzz with Apple's latest technology offering; the ZeitgeistTimer™.

Leaked only today by former Apple R&D employee Emmanuel Goldstein, its sheds light on Apples previous innovations and reveals the future of the iPhone for millions of eager Apple fans the world over.

Goldstein in an exclusive interview told us more about the Zeitgeist timer's™ functionality and features.

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Posted by sasqwach at September 8, 2009 3:26 PM | Permalink
 
  Ez-Jungler

I've been listening to a lot of Drum n Bass this week, late 90's Bukem,E-z Rollers type stuff so had a little go doing my own breaks in Reason.

I still adhere to the "no one loop" or "no loop longer than 2 seconds" rule for my music, even though its very tempting with Reasons Rex tool and Recycle to just take a break and re arrange a little and et viola a "song".
 
Therefore according to my imposed "rules" here's 4 breaks, totally spliced and rearranged, a pitch bend in places with an TR808 congo and hihat percussion over the top.

Of course it has "Chords" also; 10 secs taster. Click here to play

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at July 25, 2009 3:04 PM | Permalink
 
  How to stop a drunk woman

drunk woman.jpgWe've all been there; Your with your wife, girlfriend, or female friend. They've had a few, there getting to become a handful.

They're beginning to go beyond respectable drunk and going further, the worst there is; yes I'm talking about when a woman gets

"man drunk".

I once heard a man with a lot of sense say:

"A drunk man looks foolish, but a drunk woman looks insane"

There are sure-fire words, actions or phrases that will NOT stop your female company from drinking.

Here are a few that will ensure 100% disaster, fallout, argument and quite possibly a full scale barfight, and woman being dragged into the street showing a bit of her tights or pants with her hair half stuck to her face with vomit.


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Posted by sasqwach at July 12, 2009 9:07 PM | Permalink
 
  Sender: Mr "Please do not bend"

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Now, don't get me wrong, the Japanese Postal service is the most courteous and efficient in the world. They deliver letters to your house at 3 intervals through the day, so effectively you get 3 possible times for delivery in a day.

If you happen to be out at any of these times they will leave a note to say they tried to deliver something, which if you phone within that day up until 7pm they will send a guy out to deliver it to your house whenever you specify (within reason).

This one had to make me laugh a bit though. The sender is marked as "Please do not bend"様 then struck out and an arrow pointing to 外国 - FOREIGN!

Even though it was actually from within Japan, the poor postman, credit to him, gave a go at reading who it was from, carefully wrote it down then probably thought, "That's an odd name... ahhh SHITE  ! Acchh its from someone foreign!"

Made me a chuckle a bit, what if there was a "Mr Please Do not Bend",a kind of very brittle, stiff upright character; unmovable neck, rotating his whole body through life.

Everyday situations being extremely fragile.

"Hey ken I'd like you to meet someone this is Mr Please Do Not Bend, he's from FOREIGN"

"Ah Hi there! Nice to meet you" motions to shake hands.

"DON'T TOUCH HIM HE'LL BREAK !" introducer screams and pulls away hand

"Sorry I should have guessed, My apologies"
 
 
Posted by sasqwach at June 28, 2009 3:27 PM | Permalink
 
  360 Fan Reflow & X-Clamp fix

xbox_360_rrod.jpgAs soon as summer hits my Xbox 360 goes and overheats and I get the 3 Red Rings of Death (RROD) AGAIN !

This is about the 15th time I've had to open up my 360 since I got it in 2005.

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Posted by sasqwach at May 30, 2009 7:33 PM | Permalink
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