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Why it sucks to live at the beginning of a century
I remember in my early youth the excitement I felt at the close of the 20th Century; home PC's were inundating the market, everyone I knew had a "modem" and 56K connection to the internet, there were the first real chic mobile phones, games consoles and applications were getting easier and easier to use; The borders for creativity,entertainment & communication via digital means seemed without border.
It seemed weekly a new technology was emerging to make the future brighter.
Cue 2010 and I don't see any of the hover cars I was promised in the 70's as a kid, there's no food pills, nor am I vacationing on the moon. Then I realised looking back on history (because damned if we forget it, tho we seem destined on repeating it), living in the beginning of a new century sucks because....
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December 31, 2009 11:59 AM
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Laptop Lounge
Performed a live music set in Edinburgh from Tokyo via the interweb yesterday. Laptop Lounge is a regular event in Edinburgh encouraging laptop and bedroom producers to meet up and perform and exchange ideas, dance and check each others sounds. Initially had thought of using Hobnox for the performance though seemed pretty limited for live streaming, so we opted for skype instead. Had the video up and running audio was syncing nicely....Waved to the crowd and a huge cheer and buzz went around the club (or so I was told) Was the legendary Kovac about to make a rare appearance after his 6 years of semi retirement There were rumours he had been experimenting with a midi clarinet!? Well, I had as ever prepared the music just for the performance, no rehashes or mixes, all new material as is my rule for live sets, unfortunately 15 minutes into the set...skype failed us and so did the laptop streaming my performance...ah c'est la vie maybe a little longer till the 90's revival. =) Click here for a recording of the "intended" set.
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October 8, 2009 6:29 PM
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共同謀議 - conspiracy
I was walking in Harajuku with a friend the other day when an old bearded gaijin guy came up to me and said "BEWARE the INTERNET it will BETRAY YOU", certainly got my attention more than the usual Goth Lolitas and Rockabillies and handed me this flyer....THE END IS NIGH ! 666 NEW WORLD ORDER ARMAGEDDON ! Turns out he was a missionary for The Family a fundamentalist cult from way back in the 60's still active today. The flyers artwork (very nostalgic British comic style) and contents were what you would expect from a bearded old guy in a park saying "The internet will betray you"....pretty far out there.... Though I must confess I like the occasional NWO nutter and Armageddonists conspiracy spreader or general " Kooks" as described by Donna Kossy. Just because the ideas seem insane, extreme, out there or just crackpot, the very fact they exist means there must be some minute, sliver of tiny Truth to it; albeit a barking mad one, still "ideas" all the same.... BUT Sasqwach neither condones nor advocates walking up to strangers and saying "Beware the internet it will betray you"...
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September 9, 2009 5:24 PM
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Ez-Jungler
I've been listening to a lot of Drum n Bass this week, late 90's Bukem,E-z Rollers type stuff so had a little go doing my own breaks in Reason.
I still adhere to the "no one loop" or "no loop longer than 2 seconds" rule for my music, even though its very tempting with Reasons Rex tool and Recycle to just take a break and re arrange a little and et viola a "song".
Therefore according to my imposed "rules" here's 4 breaks, totally spliced and rearranged, a pitch bend in places with an TR808 congo and hihat percussion over the top.
Of course it has "Chords" also; 10 secs taster. Click here to play
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July 25, 2009 3:04 PM
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How to stop a drunk woman
 We've all been there; Your with your wife, girlfriend, or female friend. They've had a few, there getting to become a handful. They're beginning to go beyond respectable drunk and going further, the worst there is; yes I'm talking about when a woman gets "man drunk". I once heard a man with a lot of sense say: "A drunk man looks foolish, but a drunk woman looks insane"There are sure-fire words, actions or phrases that will NOT stop your female company from drinking. Here are a few that will ensure 100% disaster, fallout, argument and quite possibly a full scale barfight, and woman being dragged into the street showing a bit of her tights or pants with her hair half stuck to her face with vomit.
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July 12, 2009 9:07 PM
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Sender: Mr "Please do not bend"
Now, don't get me wrong, the Japanese Postal service is the most courteous and efficient in the world. They deliver letters to your house at 3 intervals through the day, so effectively you get 3 possible times for delivery in a day.
If you happen to be out at any of these times they will leave a note to say they tried to deliver something, which if you phone within that day up until 7pm they will send a guy out to deliver it to your house whenever you specify (within reason).
This one had to make me laugh a bit though. The sender is marked as "Please do not bend"様 then struck out and an arrow pointing to 外国 - FOREIGN!
Even though it was actually from within Japan, the poor postman, credit to him, gave a go at reading who it was from, carefully wrote it down then probably thought, "That's an odd name... ahhh SHITE ! Acchh its from someone foreign!"
Made me a chuckle a bit, what if there was a "Mr Please Do not Bend",a kind of very brittle, stiff upright character; unmovable neck, rotating his whole body through life.
Everyday situations being extremely fragile.
"Hey ken I'd like you to meet someone this is Mr Please Do Not Bend, he's from FOREIGN"
"Ah Hi there! Nice to meet you" motions to shake hands.
"DON'T TOUCH HIM HE'LL BREAK !" introducer screams and pulls away hand
"Sorry I should have guessed, My apologies"
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June 28, 2009 3:27 PM
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