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  Black Hole by Charles Burns

Thumbnail image for DSCN0449.JPGIn the hustle,bustling centre of the city that is Shibuya remains the last Tower Records. The top floor sells a wide range of foreign books and magazines. Upon seeing this I couldn't resist this purchase after living on a diet of manga.


Good ole underground comics.


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Posted by sasqwach at December 13, 2007 8:07 PM | Permalink
 
  Living in Japan

You know you've been living in Japan too long when you start to seek self help books about the process itself.

When living in a new country one can be inundated with "guide" books giving eating, drinking and tourist recommendations but very little is available in terms of the psychological aspects of living in a new country, especially a country as alien to westerners as Japan. (Or even more alien to Scottish "cheuchters" like me)

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Posted by sasqwach at October 6, 2007 5:05 PM | Permalink
 
  aaaaright

Been getting quite used to using Reason now instead of Cubase, its not too bad for just putting together quick ideas.

Here's my recent effort; only 20 or so seconds, just a brief taster

Not Great, but good enough.Click here to play

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at October 1, 2007 2:51 PM | Permalink
 
  black cube

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A friend is completing his degree in design at the moment and needed some music for an animation indent he was doing. Its been a while since I tickled the keys and twisted the dials but I managed to rustle up this generic breakbeat ditty. Have a listen and a look at the story boards.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at September 18, 2007 5:10 PM | Permalink
 
  Recipe Tip # 2345 How to soften avocados

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You have guests coming for dinner and your making Guacamole but your avocados are hard, WHAT TO DO ?

Other than worrying that "hard avocados" gives you a freudian flash do the following:

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Posted by sasqwach at August 30, 2007 8:00 PM | Permalink
 
  very good learning tool

I've been using this suite of software for about a year and I can't get over how cheap and useful it is.

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Posted by sasqwach at August 13, 2007 5:15 PM | Permalink
 
  Valdaree!

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Despite Japan having 80% of its landmass uninhabited, sheer, bare wilderness, spending days on the trains commuting to and from work in Tokyo and you would think the place a railway subsidised ant farm with vested interests in concrete manufacture, but this is most definitely not the case.

A day away from the centre of Tokyo can refresh you beyond belief, but as a stressed out foreigner who doesn't know those secret hideaway walks and oft or seldom beaten tracks or the means to reach them, thankfully Gary DA Walters has spent the time to outline interesting walks, strolls, and proper hiking trips in his book "Day Walks Near Tokyo"

I've been on two of his recommended jaunts and look forward to the next one. If a little dated, still an invaluable guide for those seeking to get out of Tokyo on a weekend.Hoping to reintroduce my papa to trekking with this in his visit to Japan this Autumn
 
 
Posted by sasqwach at August 6, 2007 5:06 PM | Permalink
 
  Summers Here !

Thumbnail image for DSCN0826.JPG Summer is here ! So what better thing to do than hit the beach !

Japan's summers are notoriously hot and humid affairs starting from early as Mid May with sunshine between showers of the torrential rain season in June (梅雨-tsuyu) with incredibly humid days comes July and August where the humidity can lessen to provide scorching hot days ideal for the beach.

As you'll see in other travel sections in this blog I  love going to the beach in Summer having spent too may Scottish summers watching the rain outside, so its big novelty for me.

While my partner would prefer head for the mountains where the air is less humid and temperatures fall, I constantly hassle her to pick beach destinations. This year was looking like a non starter for going to the beach so I bought this from the local magazine shop.

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Posted by sasqwach at July 1, 2007 8:02 AM | Permalink
 
  Ezpassover

Here's a new track I've been working on and off for the past week, just a sample, not much arrangement, but still worth a listen.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at June 18, 2007 10:09 PM | Permalink
 
  bizarre figure sex fetish magazine

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I saw this magazine in Mandarake in Shibuya a few weeks ago, it seems to appeal to guys with 3 fetishes

1) Plastic figures
2) Panchira - パンチラ - catching a glimpse of a womans pants
3) Women suspended from wires in game / fighting poses

Only in Japan, there seems to be a fetish magazine for every perversion.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at June 5, 2007 5:11 PM | Permalink
 
  Typical Lunch



Typical Lunch -

Fried ham katsu, dripping with grease, Chilli Tomato cup ramen with side serving of milk.

Nutritional value - nil.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at May 24, 2007 4:08 PM | Permalink
 
  jellyfish

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The Japanese word for Jellyfish is 海月- くらげ - kurage (interesting note : means "sea moon") not to be confused with からあげ-karage which means fried foods (especially chicken)

So next time your in Japanese company, dining out, and you say "This jellyfish is lovely! I wish I could eat it every day!" make sure you know what you're talking about and don't look like a massive fanny like I did...

*>_<*

Similarly avoid entering sea waters with poisonous "fried chicken"...

That aside, Jellyfish are fascinating blobs aren't they? The same could be said for us humans!

Photos of "Kasai Water Park Fried Chicken Exhibition....(Good name for a band...)

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at April 10, 2007 4:41 PM | Permalink
 
  絶対絶命都市 - Zettai Zetsumei Toshi

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絶対絶命都市 - Zettai Zetsumei Toshi (Desperate City) was a game the premiered some years ago on the PS2, putting the player in the shoes of an earthquake survivor. Outwitting the hazards of an earthquake torn city, the lead character was also involved in revealing a cartel conspiracy. While the game presented a unique story and unique gameplay. i.e. it pre dated Ico with the idea of nurturing your game companions, their welfare was your welfare. Even though this was one of the first games to use the Hollywood disaster movie genre, the game never really delivered all you expected from it. Still it was a brave attempt.

Passing Akihabara last week I noticed a huge billboard for the next installment of this game, it looks graphically polished, with greater interaction between characters and more characters (the last game only saw a handful of survivors which lead to an unrealistic feel).

It will feel strange playing a game about earthquake survival in a country that lives with a daily threat of complete devastation, being situated in one of the most earthquake prone parts of the world.

I just hope I pick up some survival techniques from the game for not IF, but WHEN the "big one" comes.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at April 2, 2007 6:36 PM | Permalink
 
  Two very interesting documentaries

A guy at work directed me to these two documentaries by Nate Harrison


A history of the Amen Break - the breakbeat that spawned Jungle music

and a history of the TB303 bassline.

This guy should make more films like these, they're exceptionally well scripted for web films.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at March 27, 2007 5:08 PM | Permalink
 
  Botanicals

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My lady and I went to the local botanical gardens recently. Whereas most botanical gardens are expensively heated glass domes guzzling non renewable heating fuel to propagate plant growth, in Japan they do it that little bit different. The site of the gardens was built on land filled with non burnable rubbish and next to the gardens, a local incinerator for burnable garbage provided the heating system to generate the tropical temperatures required for plant growth. First time I'd ever seen a real cocoa plant, the smell was choco-tastically intoxicating; I wonder what I would be like to eat one raw ?

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at March 24, 2007 7:55 PM | Permalink
 
  "new" salt

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The use of "new" of a word can draw our attention like the zeitgeist sycophants that we are to anything no matter how mundane. If its "new" we will give it our interest, unless its "traditional" which favors to a different "market appeal"...How about "now", its like "new" just a change of vowel...?

Like the west anything slapped with a "new" sticker when it comes to a product gives good sales, but in Japan it can be juxtaposed into comedic positions; see above "new salt" - its regular salt, no changes, but its NEW !

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at March 18, 2007 4:04 PM | Permalink
 
  peach john



I always wondered why the models in the Peach John adverts looked so "Westernized" - Peach John being Japan's equivalent of Victoria's Secret , Ann Summers with a twist of Paris Hilton appealing to all なんちゃて外人ギャル (Gaijin Girl wannabes). Well my wonderings were answered last week, in the form of a mis delivered Peach John catalogue to my house - They aren't Japanese or ハーフ (Half's - people of mixed blood) as I thought.

They are all Eastern Europeans as the models profiles informed ! They all look so Japanese I thought, does that mean Japanese girl's are becoming more western lookign or European girls are becoming more Japanese looking !?

Now all that remains to wonder is where the hell does Peach John come from? Is it a Japanese company or a foreign one? And if it's Japanese why does it have such heavy gaijin branding?

Still, very nice range in pants.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at March 16, 2007 5:12 PM | Permalink
 
  せんべい - You call it "Japanese Rice cracker"

Well, no! We don't call it"Japanese rice cracker"!

Sembei - What the hell do you call em in English ?! Why not call em what YOU call em ! The Japanese people I ask you !?

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Posted by sasqwach at February 28, 2007 4:07 PM | Permalink
 
  節分 - Evil Outside !

 

February 3rd marks "Setsubun" in Japan - A pre Spring "Halloween" type affair without silly outfits,well kids wear masks and hurls peanuts, soy beans and other pulses screaming "Oni ha Soto, Fuku ha Uchi" - Devils outside ! Good luck inside !

The significance ?

Various reasons abound,. The birth of spring, the celebration of an old monk driving out demons by hurling pulses at them, sometimes the beans are heated, splitting them to encourage the growth of spring as one co-worker mentioned.

Regardless, its a time for supermarkets to stock up on pulse based products accompanied by paper masks for the kids to celebrate a tradition no one really understands anymore including bewildered gaijin like myself seeing kids running around with red devil masks chucking peanuts screaming like they've escaped drowning.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at February 2, 2007 3:26 PM | Permalink
 
  なまはげ-namahage

In Akita Prefecture in Japan they have a tradition that goes back hundreds of years that is part of their winter festivities.

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Posted by sasqwach at January 20, 2007 3:52 PM | Permalink
 
  snippet from a recent msn conversation during work

sasqwach says:
whats the matter ?
xxx says:
too many links!! too much to read!!
xxx says:
how can i work when the internet is just SOOO interesting!??!?!
sasqwach says:
christ, thats a classic quote, I'm putting it on my blog under "comedy"

...and the sound of a two small geek's cry in the wilderness

But ask yourself this...can you cope with the temptation ? Long, long ago myself and my work colleague in trades fitting our standing would have worked with our hands making something from wood or metal, would we have built ships, cribs, tables and chairs,etc if the wood had news feeds, movie news, RSS, wiki's, podcasts, streaming radio, pirate tv downloads, movies and worst of all BLOGS would we had made anything at all !?

Bloody internet ! nothing but a distraction ! They never had it so good !
 
 
Posted by sasqwach at January 17, 2007 5:58 PM | Permalink
 
  worst toilet on the planet earth

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Often I pass through Ueno station and sometimes have had the experience of using what I like to call "Silent Hill Toilet" just have a look at the picture...I don't know if its the strong ammonia urine smell, the cockroaches, the years of grime encrusted in the walls or the slightly surgical looking bin...If Masashi Tsuboyama is looking for inspiration for graphics textures for Silent Hill 5 , he should visit this toilet : It gives me the heebies every time I use it.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at January 8, 2007 5:00 PM | Permalink
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