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I was having a browse at a local book shop and looking through those tacky "the little book of .." series : the little book of inner calm, the little book of love, the little book of healing, etc It got me thinking of some titles we will never see but maybe should...

The little book of being the only person who didn't understand that last popular self help book

The little book of being the only person who did understand that last popular self help book

The little book of being a disappointment to your parents

The little book of dealing with an irrational PMS girlfriend

The little book of losing touch with friends you once told you loved

The little book of pretending to know what to do in life

The little book of accumulating useless consumerist garbage in the hope it gives you meaning to your existence

The little book of dreams you hoped would come true that never ever will

The little book of being caught up in a fucking stupid pointless argument
(available in working life and personal life editions)

The little book of masturbatory fantasies about your ex girlfriends (even though your current girlfriend is much prettier)

The little book of being one of those people that just doesn't get it, yet everybody else does and you think you're different because you don't.

The little book of being surrounded by patronizing people even though you're patronizing to others

The little book of being so absorbed in politics you can't even see past your own obvious misgivings
(Available in cool, music, literature, career progression, nihilism, and many more)

The little book of typing mindless, self indulgent shit into your PDA, laptop and publishing it on the web like anyone gives two shits

The little book of parodying the little book series as it makes you slightly more interesting to the people around you for 10 seconds

The little book of great comedowns you had that turned into serious whiteys after that 2nd bong

The little book of downloading more than you can possibly consume

The little book of thinking your zeitgeist but actually stuck in a 1990 fractal rave video

The little book of meals you didn't want to eat but had to and pretended you enjoyed

The little book of promises you make but have no intention of keeping

The little book of the dirty sex you wish you were having but your not.

The little book of people you've met and hated so much you wish they were dead. But no matter how much you wish, they are still winners and you're a loser

The little book of dark self depreciating humor that is inaccessible to most normal non mentally ill people

The little book of pretending you want children even though you're conscious says no but can here your biological clock roaring so you can regenerate yourself and give purpose to your DNA

The little book of making fart jokes despite your age and the self social assassination you're bringing upon yourself

The little book of revealing psychological problems to people you just recently met who will be scared off by it

The little book of stealing stationary from work despite following the little book of perfect karmic balance and peace to all beings doing no bad deeds ever, ever


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