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  The frustration of being misunderstood

Doing IT for the 5 of the 6 years I've been in Japan; I can speak pretty well. Enough to work in an office, but my reading is slow and painful.


I'm intermediate at the moment; I can say and write some pretty complex stuff :

"that mail distribution has failed to deliver, recipients are returning mails, I will investigate !"


Though sometimes in regular conversation I forget common words like "dinosaur" or "hammer" or "shoelace" so have to resort to things like "ummm the rope you use to tie shoes" or "the big lizards from long ago" making me sound a bit odd...

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Posted by sasqwach at April 3, 2009 7:47 PM | Permalink
 
  Working in Japan

Thumbnail image for DSCN0461.JPG Another book in the series from "Getting Closer to Japan".

This volume being definitely oriented to the "Company Transfer" employee.

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Posted by sasqwach at November 12, 2008 5:54 PM | Permalink
 
  snippet from a recent msn conversation during work

sasqwach says:
whats the matter ?
xxx says:
too many links!! too much to read!!
xxx says:
how can i work when the internet is just SOOO interesting!??!?!
sasqwach says:
christ, thats a classic quote, I'm putting it on my blog under "comedy"

...and the sound of a two small geek's cry in the wilderness

But ask yourself this...can you cope with the temptation ? Long, long ago myself and my work colleague in trades fitting our standing would have worked with our hands making something from wood or metal, would we have built ships, cribs, tables and chairs,etc if the wood had news feeds, movie news, RSS, wiki's, podcasts, streaming radio, pirate tv downloads, movies and worst of all BLOGS would we had made anything at all !?

Bloody internet ! nothing but a distraction ! They never had it so good !
 
 
Posted by sasqwach at January 17, 2007 5:58 PM | Permalink
 
  bleak winters day


Trees talking to each other, waiting.

Very ominous wind swept trees overhead.

Pattern shifting bark on a tree.

It was a particularly harsh cold winters day today. As work was winding up for Christmas I've been franticlly busy, so I went to a more secluded park at lunchtime for a snooze. It had only felt like yesterday I went to the same park in the balmy summer heat for a similar reason. (Not that I like to make a habit of spending my lunch hours snoozing in public parks I hope you understand).Though with today's rest, I couldn't sleep, it was far too cold, there were too many crows squabbling over garbage and the park had an isolated, haunted feel about it. The trees in this park have a fascinating bark texture and pattern; slivers, grays, blacks and dark greens, just looking at the bark long enough and you could see a million and one different shapes and patterns emerge. I always think in colder weather everyday things gain mass, the trees didn't look like wood but grizzled pieces of iron. The park has a small 土俵 (どひょう - Arena) and I pictured for a bit the trees were old men muttering to each other waiting for wrestlers that would never turn up in weather as cold as this.

That was an extended winter blues haiku I *think*

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at December 22, 2005 10:59 PM | Permalink
 
  地震 - jishin


There was what felt like a massive earthquake while I was at work a few weeks ago, although it ranged only 4 or 5 on Japans earthquake scale and the building I'm working in is very new and *should* be earthquake proof, it didn't stop myself and a co-worker running down 11 flights of stairs...

"Has it stopped? I think it's over pant-pant"

"No! It's still going! Don't stop! Wheeze!"

"Wait for me! Agh my shoe!"

You're supposed to hide under your desk and wait for the shaking to stop, but no thanks, I will take my chances with the stairs.

 
 
Posted by sasqwach at December 10, 2005 5:57 PM | Permalink
 
  高潔な会社?

salaryman.jpgThis is a story I saw on TV a few weeks ago, it was disputed as an urban legend, though it turned out to be actually true.....

There was a salesman at a traditional Japanese company, Japanese man.


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Posted by sasqwach at October 9, 2005 4:12 PM | Permalink
 
  What's overtime in Japanese ?

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Being at my new job, its certainly pushing old skills that I hadnt used for a long time while English Teaching. It was hard enough getting back on the coding horse, but the schedule were working to is extremely tight. We are to ship our working Beta for after the New Years holiday.

I'ts19th today giving us potentially 10 "working days" or "20 days", I'm currently doing the "render" feature which is only about 40% finished but has loads of bugs and still needs a lot of attention. The trouble is, I'm booked to go on holiday back to Scotland on the 23rd December, leaving the team in the lurch for the high pressure period. Makes me feel really guilty but its already paid for and I haven't been back to UK for nearly 2 Years. It's a tough one aright.




As a result we've all been asked to do overtime, everyday 10 till 10 or more, potentially 12 hour plus shifts. As I live quite a distance out of Tokyo, my last train is at 10 so I have to leave about 9:30, again this heaps on the guilt as the rest of the team are working well into the night !

Just the other day a team member asked me "What's overtime in Japanese ?" (I'm the dictionary as I have pretty good vocab.)

Hmm says here "zangyou", I replied.

I have a funny feeling this is a word I'm going to hear a lot of.
 
 
Posted by sasqwach at December 19, 2004 9:20 PM | Permalink
 
  Handy Book

51UyL00FYPL.jpgHaving not programmed in PHP for a good while but still knowing the basics, I was looking for a book that wasnt going to teach me from the ground up or wasnt going to dive into advanced abstract theory.

I confess I'm a O'Reilly fan basically for the geek factor and kudos you get from having a set of them on your desk, but hey.... Psssst wanna know a secret ? Most of them aren't actually that good!

There I said it, I feel a bit bad about it, but its true. Sometimes having an O'Reilly Java book on your desk looks good, but the book itself and your abilities might suck. People still go "ah-ha your an O'Reilly guy eh ?"  thinking you have things like "ability", "talent" or "genius".

That aside, This is a good book. I've found it perfect for jumping back into the world of programming with real life problems, examples and solutions.

Now to collect the set !



 
 
Posted by sasqwach at December 3, 2004 8:01 PM | Permalink
 
  The only command you'll ever need

mb_convert_encoding seems to be the command I'm using the most at work just now, I've programmed PHP for 5 years before and its the first time I've heard of it, then again I didn't write applications in another language for 5 years either....

<?php
/* Convert internal character encoding to SJIS */
$str mb_convert_encoding($str"SJIS");

/* Convert EUC-JP to UTF-8 */
$str mb_convert_encoding($str"UTF-8""EUC-JP");

/* Auto detect encoding from JIS, eucjp-win, sjis-win, then convert str to UCS-2LE */
$str mb_convert_encoding($str"UCS-2LE""JIS, eucjp-win, sjis-win");

/* "auto" is expanded to "ASCII,JIS,UTF-8,EUC-JP,SJIS" */
$str mb_convert_encoding($str"EUC-JP""auto");
?>

Just look at those conversions go !

=)


 
 
Posted by sasqwach at December 1, 2004 8:19 PM | Permalink
 
  A Proper Job !

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or "How I made it out of the Eikaiwa Ghetto !"

Well its now no secret; I have finally returned to the bosom of IT and gained what I would consider proper employment in Japan. The company is in Shibuya, which is quite a distance from where I live in Chiba (the burbs hick town of Tokyo). Commuting is going to take about 2hours a day each way, so thats 4hrs travelling everyday. Core time is 10 till 7, hour for lunch, half Japanese and Foreign staff (about 50/50 mix).
Its quite an interestign mix as the development team are all foreigners; American, Australian, English,French & Scottish. Very multicultural ! Sounds like there could almost be a punchline or a joke some where in there.The staff are really friendly and easy going and its great being able to speak and practice Japanese with my co-workers.

The work is mainly PHP and its quite tricky learning the ropes again. 1 year and 6 months of teaching English can crush those core skills ! Its been 3 weeks now and seems like I'm settling in.

At the moment look like I will be here for a good while after many months of surfing for job vacancies, many of which seemed inapplicable I was invited for interview and passed after 2 weeks notice. I'm finally FREE from eikaiwa !

or so I thought, until I tried to hand my notice in.....flame on

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Posted by sasqwach at November 29, 2004 3:46 PM | Permalink
 
  NHK Debut

















My 15 seconds of fame on NHK's evening news as a "and finally..." spot.
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Posted by sasqwach at August 15, 2004 3:13 PM | Permalink
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